reblog if you want big tiddy tumblr back
((without the pedophiles))
((or nazis))
Rogers: Be Kind To Other People
Irwin: Be Kind To Animals
Ross: Be Kind To Yourself.
a scientist and an icon
But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”
Shit was iconic
here you go:
You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!
Y’all: come on grandpa this hellsite is gonna die
Me: I was born in this hole, and I’ll die in this hole
when there’s Some Big Meme sweeping the internet but it never crosses your dash so all you see is the remix meme and you’ve gotta sherlock holmes your way to the original like some kind of historical memeologist
Draco: I’m 50% murder, 80% gay and 70% hero
Harry: that’s 200%
Draco: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
*murders somebody*
*hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat*
*gets questioned by the police*
Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol”
Police: lol
Judge: lol
Inmate: lol
it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
